50 Funny Succulent Puns
& Pictures to Make You Smile!

Introduction

Going through engaging puns is one of the best ways to engage your sense of humor and laugh. If you love having a good time and want others to enjoy it as well, sharing funny memes, puns and gifts can be a great idea. Today we will present to you fifty mind-blowingly hilarious succulent puns!

While you can enjoy succulent puns on your own, it will be funner to share them with loved ones. Look at our succulent puns and have a good time. Apart from that, we also found some unique gifts that you can share with friends and family too. Whatever you decide, always keep your social circle in your mind and try to spread positivity. 

Here are fifty succulent puns that you will love:

1. Knowledge is flower!

Let’s start the puns with a pun that ensures you smile. While you may have heard of the popular adage ‘knowledge is power’ it is time to hear the funnier version ‘knowledge is flower’. I think anyone who loves plants that bloom will find this to be a pleasing pun. Share it with those who love both knowledge and flowers and you’ll be good to go! 

2. Have you botany plants lately?

Botany is the study of the importance of plants and this pun plays on that concept. It really made me chuckle when I saw it for the first time. I’m sure you will love it too if you are a succulent lover. Don’t forget to send this succulent pun to your friends too. They will love it and you will win the reputation of a funny friend!

You can even get these excellent socks  with the pun for yourself or for your loved ones:

3. Aloe beautiful!

Don’t you just love this quirky pun? ‘Aloe Beautiful’ is something that a succulent lover will just love hearing. It is friendly and funny at the same time. I personally love this succulent pun and hope you do too. Feel free to share it with others, especially those who have a thing for Aloe vera plants. These juicy succulents are both beneficial and humorous in the way they fit into puns! 

Did you know you can get a male t-shirt with this humorous pun on it?

You can even find the same shirt for females. If you want you can pair up with your significant other and show the world how much you love succulents.

If you want, you can even gift them a sweatshirt with the pun:

4. You say goodbye, I say aloe!

Aloe vera is a widely adored plant and I can’t deny that I love it even more after seeing this pun. It is quirky, fun and a perfect thing to say to someone if you want to make them laugh. Be confident and use this quirky phrase and you’ll be surprised at the reaction you get. Any succulent lover is bound to get it and laugh!

You can even consider getting yourself a shirt with the pun on it, it will make a perfect impression on onlookers after all! Otherwise, you can also gift it to the right friend.

You can even get the same shirt in the female version:

Apart from that, you can even get your buddy a mug with this awesome pun over it:

5. Oh for succs sake!

There is no way you don’t understand this succulent pun. It is quite clear to say the least. It is quirky, fun and will easily stick on to the tip of your tongue. Feel free to use this if you have a thing for succulents, because we certainly do. Share it with friends for a laught!

Did you know you could get a pillow with this pun for your home? You could keep it yourself or gift it to someone who would love it!

You can also get a fun pop socket with the pun to use:

If you want to personalize your workspace,  you probably love decorating it a bit with things that show the world who you are. I’d say you can place a succulent there for sure but you can also place this mug with the pun :

6. I have a succy attitude!

Are you in a bad mood? Well, this succulent pun explains your situation perfectly. I find it amusing that we can use our plant friends to describe our moods. Didn’t this pun make you laugh too? Well, it is a particularly attractive one on this list and I wouldn’t be surprised if you send it to your buddies!

You can even get the pun on a throw pillow to place at home. It will look great and give your room more personality:

Moreover, there is a tank top available with the pun that will look great on females:

If you’re a male, no need to feel left out because there is a male version of the tank top too:

Finally, you can even show your laptop some love by placing high quality vinyl stickers with the pun on it on your laptop:

7. Oh no what a cactastrophe!

If you didn’t understand this pun, it is a ‘cactastrophe’ or simply put a catastrophe. This simple yet sweet phrase is likely to make you chuckle. Share it with others or else you may invite bad luck to your life. Just kidding, share the succulent pun only if you want to.

8. Aloe-lujah!

While you may have heard of Hallulejah, it is time for you to use ‘Aloe-lujah’. This eccentric succulent pun is so smooth it is hilarious. Whoever came up with this one is truly a genius and deserves a standing ovation. Share it with others and make them laugh. Trust me, you can thank me later for the way it makes you feel.

You could easily get yourself a mug with the pun printed on it:

Apart from that, you may also consider getting this wall art sign with the succulent pun:

9. Aloe, is it me you’re looking for?

When I first saw this pun, I couldn’t help laughing. Aloe Vera is a very versatile plant that can benefit your skin, your health and your sense of humor too. I know this succulent pun will stick to your mind. Heck, you could even use it to make your buddies laugh. Don’t forget to share it with them.

10. Plants are my soil-mates.

Life is meaningless without romance and this is even true for succulents. You can have a look at this succulent pun and you will get what I mean effortlessly. You can’t help but laugh at the wordplay. Soulmates and soil-mates aren’t too apart if you think about it. Share this pun with plant lovers who get what you mean.

11. You know you want to make me sprout!

This is another succulent pun that does a funny job at exhibiting an emotion. Do you feel frustrated and do you want to raise your voice? Well, while others may want to shout, you as a plant lover can ‘sprout’. This pun is a little silly if I am honest, but it does the job of making us smile! Share it with others who will get it. 

12. You are suc-cute-lent.

Are you looking for a compliment to give to someone who loves plants? Well, you can call them ‘suc-cute-lent’. This sweet pun is perfect to send to your lady love. After all, which girl doesn’t love receiving validation? If you aren’t in a relationship, feel free to send it to your crush. You’re bound to get a smile on the girl’s face.

Do you want the girl of your dreams to know how special she is? Why don’t you gift her this adorable metal sign :

Another version of the same pun changes the cute to cat. If you know a cat lady who also happens to love plants, feel free to share the pun ‘You’re so suc-cat-lent’ with her. Here is a wonderful journal that can get you started:

13. Vera nice to meet you.

We have another Aloe vera pun in the market that is going to tickle your sense of humor. The fleshy plant is just so adorable, it makes my heart melt. I know that if you use this pun to greet a friend, they will love it. So use it without giving it too much thought. Share the pun as it is both sweet and funny.

If you’re up for it, you can get a pop socket with the pun on it:

You can also consider getting this lovely pullover hoodie :

14. Don’t stop be leafing!

This attractive succulent pun made me laugh when I saw it first. It is easy to see the similarity between ‘believing’ and ‘be leafing’. I think you should share it with others so that they find the power to love their plants and be leaf on themselves. It is hilarious and worth your while.

15. Aww succs!

Feeling shy? You can announce it to the world with this succulent pun. While you may have heard the phrase ‘aw shucks’, it is time to expand your knowledge and start using ‘aww succs’. I think it is so hilarious how a few letters can make such a huge difference.

You can get the brilliant pun on a male t-shirt for yourself or for your friend:

You can even get the same t-shirt for females:

16. Succ it up!

If life is throwing some adversity at you, it is time to toughen up and ‘succ it up’. It is hilarious how this succulent pun makes such a strong point with so little words. I love it and I know other plant lovers will appreciate it too. 

If you’re interested, you can get a notebook with this pun printed on it. Otherwise, you can even gift it to your friends who have a good sense of humor!

You can even get a pop socket and place it on your devices:

17. Spike-ological warfare

This succulent pun is perfect given that it directly related to a cactus. I really love how the word ‘psychological’ has been tweaked to become ‘Spike-ological’. This pun is so creative and it also reminds me to be careful while touching my prickly plant friends. I don’t want to be injured, and neither do you. Share this with a cactus lover and they’re bound to laugh.

18. Everyone loves a good prick

Cacti are one of the most famous types of succulents. I think this cheeky pun makes a lot of sense when you think about it. Send it only to a person who would get it and wouldn’t mind laughing about it. Otherwise, things might get a little awkward. If you know what I mean, you’ll be careful.

19. Before your very cacti

Have you heard the common phrase ‘before your very eye’? Well, think again, because now it is ‘before your very cacti’. Don’t you just think it is such a cool succulent pun? I definitely do, and I will share it with my friends for sure.

20. Blame it on my roots

Succulents often have fleshy leaves, stems, and roots. Well, if there is something you don’t like about a person or a plant, you can always blame it on the roots. I hope you understand the spirit of this succulent pun and adore it as much as I do. Don’t forget to share it with the right people to get a laugh!

I found an awesome stylish top with this pun on it that took my heart by storm. I know for a fact that any female succulent lover should get it in a heartbeat: 

There is even a more masculine graphic tee that you can grab for a male:

21. What the fucculent?

If you don’t understand this succulent pun, all I have to say is ‘what the fucculent?’. I’m just kidding. There is no way you don’t understand this one because it is so damn obvious. In fact, I know you’re probably chuckling at this wordplay. You’d be pleased to know a number of products have this pun on it, so you can get cheeky gifts for your succulent-loving pals!

I found this stunning graphic tee that is perfect for any lady that wants to flaunt her fun personality:

You can even get a high-quality mug with the pun on it. I say it is a perfect gift:

To add to the fun, succulent lovers can even get their hands on a adult coloring book with this pun on it:

If you’re stressed out with things that life is throwing at you, just get this notebook and vent it all out:

22. You grow girl!

All of us have heard of the phrase ‘you go girl!’ but now it is time to hear the funner succulent-version. ‘You grow girl’ is so funny to me and I’m sure you find it hilarious as well. There are a decent number of products available sporting this pun. 

You can easily get this beautiful shirt that flaunts the pun with perfection:

If you’re a coffee-lover like me, you should even consider getting this magnificent coffee mug :

I believe this pun is perfect to share with a girl who is growing taller and wants to keep an eye on her height. You can gift such a girl this growth chart :

23. Life would succ without you!

This is one of those succulent puns that you can send to your partner with confidence. After all, it is bound to be received well. Who doesn’t want to know that they are valued? If you want you could even send it to your close friends. The idea is to send it to someone who makes your life incomplete. There are so many products you can gift to your loved ones to express your appreciation.

I personally adore this gift box  and think there is nothing better to gift your loved one on this list:

You can even gift your beloved this desert-flower scented candle which flaunts the pun:

Another awesome option is this breathtakingly beautiful echeveria plant which has a planter with the pun printed on it:

Finally, you can even gift a fridge magnet that will help the recipient recall the special bond they share with you:

24. Please don’t leaf me!

I think this is such a cute succulent pun. It expresses how much you want the other person in your life. Instead of telling the other person to never leave you, just send them this cute pun. It is bound to make them laugh especially if they adore succulents as much as you do.

25. I’m a succa for plants

If you’re a succulent lover, you can relate to this pun on a spiritual level. After all, it is so on point. I think I’m definitely going to get this pun framed in my house. I can’t live without the calming presence of plants and I can see why you can’t either. Share it with those who can understand your feelings!

If you love plans as much as I do, here is a brilliant t-shirt that you can wear or gift:

You can even get your hands on some awesome socks with the pun on them:

There is even this pillow available that displays the pun with immense style:

I believe you should even have a look at this wonderful tote bag that can serve as the perfect accessory to complete your look:

26. You don’t Succ!

Do you want to send someone an uplifting yet cheeky pun? Well, you can always tell them ‘you don’t succ’. I think this is one of those puns which are just so easy to share with others. You can send it to a friend or a partner, all the same. You can even find a bunch of products to keep yourself or to gift to those who you want to 

Here is a lovely female t-shirt that boasts the pun on it:

You can even get the same pun on a terrific t-shirt for males, have a look here:

27. Social distancing succs!

The COVID-19 epidemic has taken the world by storm. Well, that is why this succulent pun has made its way to this list. Social distancing truly succs, and we couldn’t agree more with this pun. In fact, I think anyone who is sane will agree with this one. We are social animals who are hardwired for connection, so these times aren’t too good for us.

Have a look at this gorgeous wall plaque that can do wonders for your home:

If you want, you can even express how much you miss your sweetheart by sharing this card and necklace with them:

If you think about it, you can even get this mug with the succulent pun printed on it:

28. I’m vera awkward.

If you get nervous as easily as I do, you can relate to this pun. I think it is silly and cute at the same time. Introverts in particular are bound to find this pun relevant, so feel free to share it with your shy and reticent friends. They might approve of this pun especially if they love succulents like Aloe Vera.

29. Plant one on me!

Are you a romantic at heart? I recommend you share this pun with the special someone whose attention you want. I sent it to my significant other when I wanted them to plant a few kisses on me. Hope things work out for you when you send this cheeky succulent pun to them.

You can even gift your lady love an apron with this pun printed on it:

30. I’m so thorny

If you’re interested in a succulent pun that is a little out there. Well, you’ve landed on the perfect one. This bold cactus pun made me laugh the first time I saw it. I’m sure a partner with the right sense of humor will love it too. However, it is just funny to me that a pun like this even exists.

If you are bold, you could even get this mug :

You could also get this cheeky t-shirt which is going to make onlookers laugh in no time:

31. Life succs

I agree that this succulent pun falls a little on the negative side, but it is related to the list so it made a place here. Feel free to share it with others if you want to let others smirk at it.

You can consider getting this gorgeous mug with the pun on it:

If you didn’t like the previous coffee mug, I know another one that is perfect and should do the trick for you:

32. Hope your birthday doesn’t succ!

Is any friend’s birthday around the corner? Well you know just the succulent pun that would be perfect to send to them. This one communicates how you want only the best for the recipient. I for one would smile like a flower if someone sent it to me on my special day. Don’t you think the same as well?

Here is a beautifully designed birthday greeting card that is bound to make anyone’s birthday ten times more sweeter:

33. Kiss my cactass!

This is one of those succulent puns that can’t help but make you laugh. The cute little cactus is slightly threatening with its firm shout ‘kiss my cactass’. It is silly how a few letters can make such a hell of a difference. Share this with friends who you are close to and who don’t mind a joke or two. Otherwise, things may be a bit awkward

If you have a strong personality and want your decor to match it, get this pillow with confidence:

You can even purchase a pop socket with the succulent pun printed on it:

Did you know you can even get a tote bag with the pun? I think this is one of the coolest options on the list and you should definitely consider it.

34. I’m a succa for you

This is one of those puns that are perfect to send to your partner. I think it is a great reminder to let someone know how much you need them and adore them. It is funny how succulents can help improve your love life too. Don’t you agree yourself?

You can get a pop socket for your loved one to use on their devices:

You can even get yourself a succulent-themed card set with this pun on it to give to your beloved. Since there will be multiple cards, you can give it to your partner on different occasions.

You can even gift your significant other a keychain that will always remind them of you whenever they set their eyes on their keys.

You can even get your partner a planter with the pun on it which they can use for their plant:

35. Rootin for ya

If your friend is going to play a game, it is about time you told them that you are ‘rooting’ for them. I think they will find this succulent pun hilarious and will simultaneously appreciate your sincere gesture. 

36. What’s up succa?

I can’t imagine anyone not liking this succulent pun. After all, it is so cool and hits the right notes. I think you too must find it appealing. Well, then it makes sense to share it with your friends. Laughter is meant to be multiplied because happiness is only sweeter when it is shared.

If you’re interested, you can get this terrific pullover hoodie which flaunts the pun rather smugly:

You can even get a cool pop socket to use on your devices:

37. I don’t know if you know, but you’re plant-tastic!

Who doesn’t love compliments? I love them and I know that anyone who receives this succulent pun will feel great. After all, there is nothing better than getting some appreciation from the people who are closest to you. I think you should this one to anyone who is good to you and is fantastic, or should I say plant-tastic.

38. You had me at aloe!

We can’t stop loving Aloe Vera plants! After all, they offer so many health benefits and are even so gracious when it comes to puns. You can’t help but fall in love with it. I think this is a funny and sweet succulent pun that you can share with your crush or significant other. They are bound to feel flattered by your sweet approach!

There is this perfect women’s t-shirt with this pun that could be useful for gifting:

Apart from that, you can also get a pop socket that is absolutely adorable. I can’t get my eyes off of it.

39. Don’t be a prick

I believe you shouldn’t send this succulent pun to anyone who is a bit grumpy. Only send it to people in your circle who can take a joke. I think it is hilarious how it communicates such a strong statement in a humorous way. I sent it to my younger sister and she thought it was hilarious.

If you’re interested, you can get these brilliant vinyl stickers with the pun on them:

If there is someone in your friend circle who really deserves it and wouldn’t mind, you could even gift them this wall art :

Last but not the least, you even have a wine glass with this pun on it. If you ask me, this makes for the perfect gift to give to your pal.

40. Live a life full of laughvender

Don’t you love flowers? I am a big fan of both lavenders and laughs. Therefore, it isn’t any surprise that this succulent pun made me laugh. Send this one to someone who should spend a life full of mirth according to you.

41. Nicolas sage

I believe this is a rather silly succulent pun but we can always replace cage with ‘sage’ and remember the meme-worthy actor. Share it with someone who doesn’t mind silly puns like this and you’re bound to get a laugh.

42. Send shivers down my vine

When I saw this succulent pun, I knew I just had to send it to my significant other. After all, it is just so cute and heartwarming. I can’t get over how clever this pun is and how easily spine could be replaced with ‘vine’. I love wordplay and I think this is a brilliant one that I will surely remember. My partner agreed and really adored the share.

43. Mommy’s a succa for me!

Are you a mother? Or do you know a friend who recently became a mother? Well, this succulent pun celebrates the love a mother has for its child. You can share it with those who would appreciate the gesture.

You can even consider gifting this bodysuit to a mother on the baby shower, it makes for the perfect gift:

44. Sometimes I wet my plants

I think I find succulent puns which play on popular phrases to be the best. This one just had me cracking up so bad. I think it is perfect to share with like-minded individuals. If you know people who love plants as much as you do, just share it with them!

You can even get this fantabulous t-shirt for yourself or gift it to your friend:

Apart from that, you can even get towels with the pun on it to make things even more funny:

45. I’m sexy and I grow it

Do you remember that hit song called ‘I’m sexy and I know it’? Well, this pun plays on that song’s title and gives it a succulent twist. If you’re a plant-lover like me, you don’t mind letting the world know that ‘I’m sexy and I grow it.

46. Talk dirt to me

This is another pun that is reserved for your significant others. I think it is funny how the removal of a single letter can make something like ‘talking dirty’ related to plants. It is something cheeky that your partner is bound to love.

You can gift your partner a notebook that they can keep with them. I think the best thing about this notebook is that it will serve as a constant reminder of what you like doing with your partner.

You can even share another notebook which share the same spirit:

Finally, you can even consider gifting a ceramic pot set with the pun printed on it:

47. Aloe from the other side

Adele is a mind-blowing singer who released a beautiful song called ‘Hello’ a couple of years ago. While you might remember the line ‘Hello from the other side’, this pun plays with it to introduce ‘aloe’ in the equation. I think it is hilarious how this succulent pun is and I’m sure others would feel the same.

Here is an awesome piece of art that you can display on your walls or even gift to your friends:

48. I know there’s something wrong with my cactus, but I just can’t put my finger on it.

While I am certain that this one isn’t exactly a pun, it is a joke. It made me laugh and I thought it deserved a place on this list. Therefore, feel free to laugh at it and share it with those who could use a bit of humor in their life.

49. Well that succs.

Life often throws moments at your face which are less than ideal. The best way to deal with them is laugh and do what you can. I think this succulent pun is perfect in this regard as it has the right spirit. Share it with those who need to learn this lesson.

50. Say Aloe to my little friends!

The last pun on this list is one of the sweetest ones too. I think calling your plants ‘little friends’ is just so adorable and I hope you agree too. Succulents are low-maintenance and make life easier by just being so beautiful to look at. I think it is worth appreciating their presence in our lives.

You can even get your hands on this brilliant t-shirt with the pun on it:

There is even an option of getting a sweet tote bag for yourself or your loved ones:

I also believe you can consider purchasing this wonderful notebook which has a terrific design:

Finally, you can even purchase a fantastic mug with the pun on it:

Conclusion

If you know anyone who loves succulents, you can use a pun to make them smile. Or if you love succulents yourself, you know how important they are to you. We showed you fifty different succulent puns and various products that you can gift to your buddies. Feel free to share the fun with others so that they can laugh as much as you did while going through this article.

If you are interested in reading up on cactus puns, I recommend you check out our post about funny cactus puns and jokes .

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