50 Funny Cactus Puns
& Pictures to Make You Smile!

There is nothing more delightful than going through a few quirky puns and sharing them with your loved ones. If you are a cactus-lover and have a great sense of humor, you are in for a treat. After all, today we are going to present you with fifty brilliant cactus puns to blow you away!

While you can enjoy cactus puns on your own, it is highly recommended that you share the ones that you like with your friends and family. We have even found a few high-quality products that you could gift to your special inner circle. Whatever you do, always remember to share positivity with others. A smile shared with others, is a smile that has multiplied.

Here are fifty cactus puns that will prick your sense of humor and make you smile!

1. I’m ready to stop being cactI and ready to start being cactUS

This adorable pun is perfect to send to your crush. Do you want to take your relationship to the next level? Or do you want to send a clear message that you’re interested in moving things forward? Well, this pun is perfect for the task.

If you liked the play on words, I think you should check out this romantic card which is perfect for gifting:

2. Don’t be a cactass!

This cheeky pun is perfect to send to someone who is getting on your nerves. You have to be sure that the person can take the joke though. I’d say you can send it to your sibling if they’re being a little annoying. The informal yet funny word ‘cactass’ manages to make me laugh. I’m sure this cactus pun will manage to tickle your sense of humor too and achieve some giggles!

3. You’re fancactus!

Are you looking for a cactus pun that you can send to your loved one? Well, if you think your sweetheart is fantastic, send them this pun and let them know they are ‘fancactus’ too! It is such a cute way of letting someone know that they are adored by you.

Did you know you can get a premium t-shirt with the pun on it?

I also think it is absolutely great that you can even purchase a notebook with the pun on it:

4. I love your prick!

This naughty cactus pun can make anyone chuckle. Send it only to someone who you are close to otherwise it could be perceived as a little too extra. Whatever the case, it does show that you’re interested in the person you send it to. 

5. Cactus makes perfect

If you like puns that play on popular phrases, you are bound to love this cactus pun. The phrase ‘cactus makes perfect’ is so catchy it can easily make a mark in your mind. Don’t forget to use it on your plant-loving friends. They’ll let out a giggle that will please you.

Did you know you can get an exquisite wall sign for yourself or a friend with this pun on it?

6. Chicks before pricks

While you’ve definitely heard of ‘bros before hoes’, you can also hear the female version called ‘chicks before pricks’. It is a funny and humorous phrase that can easily be applied to cacti. I’m sure this goofy cactus pun can win a laugh or two. 

If you’re interested in expressing how important gals are in your life, you can gift them this card :

You can even get away by gifting your beloved gals a mug :

7. You’re stuck with me

If you’re looking for a funny cactus pun to send to your significant other, this is the one. What better way to tell your partner that the two of you are in it for the long haul? They are likely to appreciate the gesture and giggle while they’re at it.

If you’re looking for a quirky pair of shirts to wear as a couple, here is one  of your best options:

Did you know you can even find a fantastic mug with this pun to gift:

8. I may look cute but I’m hard to handle

This cute cactus pun is perfect to share with others. It sends out a loud and clear message that you’re cute and you know it but you are also not that easy to handle! 

9. You make me thorny

This is another naughty cactus pun on the list that is obviously suggestive. Only send it to your significant other and you’ll be good to go. It can become a good inside joke, especially if you both love raising cacti together!

You can gift them a cute mug with this pun:

10. You must act prickly!

This quirky pun is bound to make you smile. You can easily relate it to the phrase ‘you must act quickly’ and make the connection it has with the cactus. Share it with whoever you wanna pass a giggle to!

11. I’ve got a bone to prick with you!

This cactus pun is another quirky one on this list. You can jokingly use this line on your cactus-loving friend and make it an inside joke. However, before you start using it like that, you probably should share the picture above with them!

12. I’m not a hugger

Since I am an introvert, I can super relate to this cactus pun. It really makes me laugh because obviously hugging a cactus isn’t a great idea. If you’re reserved and want to make this known by people around you, you can share this pun as a statement. 

You can also buy this mug  and keep it on your desk:

Apart from that, you could also get yourself a shirt to express the same:

13. ‘Needles’ to say you’re mine

Another cheesy yet sweet cactus pun on the list! It is easy to see the similarity between the word ‘needles’ and ‘needless’. Once you get it you will smile because it is so silly but it works!

14. Sending you a prickly hug

This cutesy cactus pun has made it to the list. You can send it to someone you want to show some prickly affection. I for one admire it and think the recipient will like it too!

15. My point is, I like you

While cacti are covered with pointy spines, this cactus pun gets to the point quite straight. If you want to express your affection to your crush or significant other, go ahead. Who can resist a cute cactus pun like this that expresses a liking for someone?

You can consider gifting someone special this mug :

16. Hope your birthday is on point

If your friend’s birthday is around the corner, you can use this cactus pun. Get to the point and wish they have an awesome birthday which they remember for the years to come.

I want you to consider gifting this shot glass when somebody’s birthday is around the corner:

17. Sun’s out, Gun’s Out

This popular phrase can easily make its way into cactus pun territory. Since this desert plant loves the sun and has stems that resemble biceps, it is no wonder that it makes such a great fit in a cactus pun. I know you chuckled at it and you can ensure your friends laugh at it too.

18. Desprickable me

Do you adore the movie franchise called ‘Despicable me’? Then you’ll like the funny take of this cactus pun on the name of the film. It is truly goofy but it is funny and allows you to release a laugh or two.

19. I wanted to make up a cactus joke for your birthday, but I’m just not that sharp

If your friend’s birthday is around the corner and you know that they like cacti, you can just send them this joke. It will make them laugh and you’ll feel pleased by their reaction!

20. I happen to be in quite a prickle.

While the phrase ‘I happen to be in quite a pickle’ is commonly used, this cactus version deserves to be used even more. The silliness of changing pickle to prickle is humorous. This cactus pun has a special place in our hearts and we won’t be surprised if you like it too!

21. You make my spines tingle

This is the perfect cactus pun to send to your crush or significant other. While cacti certainly have spines, you probably never thought you can use them to your benefit like this. Feel free to share it with others and get a reaction from them.

22. You’re my favorite prick.

Wanna send a tongue-in-cheek cactus pun to someone? Well, this is the one that is perfect for the job. Don’t send it to someone who might take it personally though. You don’t want to offend anyone.

23. Who knew you could still look so sharp at your age?

When I first saw this cactus pun, I let out a laugh. You can send it to someone who will appreciate the compliment. I for one sent it to my mother and she was all giggles for it.

24. Don’t let pricks get you down

Here is another cactus pun worth chuckling over. Feel free to share it with your pals.

When I was perusing the store I found this awesome shirt that would look great on you:

25. I have some cactastic news!

Wordplay is one of the biggest blessings that we have. While many people have fantastic news to share, you can go ahead and let others know that you have cactastic news to share.

26. I know a prick when I see one

While this cactus pun won’t be taken positively by someone you’re not that close with, you can definitely share it with pals that have a sense of humor.

I even spotted a beautiful notebook that will be perfect for gifting!

27. We make a prickly pear.

While it is clear that many cactus produce prickly pear fruit, it would be a good idea to let your partner know you two make a prickly pear (or pair?). The quirky cactus pun is memorable and witty.

28. I’m extremely pricklish

Are you someone who laughs at the slightest tickle? What better way to announce your ‘pricklish’ nature to the world than this cactus pun? I for one find it humorous and hope you do too.

29. I’m getting up to scratch

While getting up to scratch means you’re raising yourself to a high standard, you can share this cactus pun with your friends for some laughs. It is indeed witty how the phrase can be used like this.

30. You look sharp

Do you want to compliment someone with a cactus pun? Here is the one that is perfect for the task. I’d say you can even send it to your crush. Who knows? Perhaps they’ll find it pleasing.

If you want you can even gift them a shirt with the phrase:

31. Stuck on you

This cactus pun is perfect to send to your significant other. It is witty and expresses your attachment to them in a cutesy way. They’re likely to smile and give you a hug when they see it. 

There are a couple of products you can get too that flaunt this pun. Here is an awesome cactus plant with a wonderfully designed pot :

You can also get them this beautiful card :

Finally, you can also get your girlfriend a pillow with this pun:

32. I’m someone’s favorite prick

This cactus pun is funny and great to express your connection with someone special. You’re bound to have a giggle anytime you see it near you.

If you want, you can get an awesome pop socket  with this pun for your beloved:

You can also end up getting a wonderful notebook:

33. The untouchables

The quirky cactus pun makes me giggle out loud. I think you can see why it has made it on to our list.

You can even get an adorable pullover hoodie with the phrase on it:

34. Crazy cactus lady

You will love this pun and its sister pun ‘crazy plant lady’. Both of them are perfect to define your obsession with plants and are funny while they’re at it. Don’t you just love this one?

If you want you can get this amazing plaque to decorate your walls. You can even gift it to your plant-loving friend:

35. Prickled pink

Isn’t this just such an endearing pun? While you’ve already heard about tickled pink, it is time you heard about prickled pink. A smirk is guaranteed at the very least.

36. My girlfriend is pricking awesome

Here is another pun that you can send to your girlfriend. You can share your love for cacti and express affection with the same pun. Isn’t that just amazing?

37. I didn’t mean to be a prick

This pun made me chuckle and I’m sure it made you giggle. The way words can be played with always amazes me and I’m just in love with this cactus pun list.

38. Soiled myself again

This cactus pun is a bit inappropriate but it is funny nevertheless. I think it is so clever how a common phrase can be used so differently when it is linked to our favorite desert plant.

39. You prickle my fancy

I have fallen in love with this romantic pun. It is perfect to send your special someone and let them know they are special. There is little else you can do to make them smile with joy.

If you’re interested in gifting them a journal with this pun, we have you covered:

40. Actions spike louder than words

I think it is so humorous how a common phrase can be twisted around and connected to cacti. Doesn’t it just make you laugh? I feel lucky to have found this pun today and I hope you feel the same.

41. Grab life by the thorns

Cacti are tough and tolerant making them the perfect plant to survive harsh conditions. This pun on the common phrases is funny. meaningful and inspirational. All of us should strive to be more like the desert plant! Share this pun with those who you want to inspire in a similar way!

42. Benefit of the drought

Another cactus pun on this list that should remove any frown and replace it with a smile. Isn’t it just funny how a simple few letters can change a common phrase and connect it to a cactus? I just love it and hope you find it humorous too.

43. I will cut you

I love how this cutesy cactus pun is low-key threatening you. Its a good one to show others the little aggressive side that you hide inside! 

Here is a cactus pun oven mitt and apron set that is perfect for gifting:

44. I’ll never desert you

I can’t believe there are so many romantic cactus puns out there. Here is one that I personally sent to my partner and they responded with ‘succulent kisses’. Why don’t you send it to your significant other? You never know what sweet response you get.

If you’re up for it you can even gift them a notebook with the pun on it:

Are you looking for something even more cutesy to give your girlfriend? I know just the perfect bracelet:

45. Cactus what you preach

This cactus pun is a perfect play on the common adage ‘practice makes perfect’. I for one think its a brilliant pun and it makes me laugh effortlessly! Hope its the same for you. 

46. Pretty Fly for a Cacti

This is another quirky pun that you can share with others. Do you know what the best thing about this one is? There are so many gifts you can get with this pun on it!

You can get a gorgeous pair of wine glasses with the pun:

You can also get a makeup bag  with the pun:

47. I’m glad I pricked you

We have another romantic cactus pun in the house. I’m sure this one has your eye because it is so sweet. It certainly made me happy and I’m sure it will make your significant other joyful too.  Please don’t waste any time and send it to them right away!

Did you know you can get your beloved a sweet mug with this pun on it?

48. Lightning never spikes twice

This cactus pun plays on the adage ‘lightning never strikes twice’. Send it to your pal and remind them that no matter what, a bad thing will not come to prickle you twice!

49. I know there’s something wrong with my cactus, but I just can’t put my finger on it.

While I acknowledge this is more of a cactus joke, I think it warrants a place on this list. Have a look at it and feel free to laugh, because it certainly cheered me up!

50. The only pricks worth dealing with

If you’re a cactus lover, you are bound to fall in love with this pun. It is so funny and it hits the right chord on my heart. While people can disappoint you, this desert succulent is quite the opposite. It can hurt you if you touch it, but otherwise it will grow healthy and surprise you with gorgeous flowers. There is nothing bad about cacti and you should hold them close to your heart metaphorically. Physically hugging them would hurt!

Conclusion

If you know anyone who loves cacti, you know how easily a pun can make them smile. Or if you love cacti yourself, you know meaningful they can be to you. We showed you fifty different cactus puns and various products that you can gift to your loved ones. While the puns are fun to go through, they remind us all to let a bit of humor touch us and prickle us into laughter. Don’t limit this wonderful post to yourself and share it with others if you find it worth going through.

If you are interested in learning more about cacti, we recommend you go through our ultimate guide about types of cacti :

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